Lyrics

The HR Blues
© 2025 John Kirby. TaoNZen Productions @Area 51 Studio. All Rights Reserved.

[Verse 1]
Lauren the leader, she’s herdin’ her crew, I say Lauren the leader, she’s herdin’ her crew, From dawn ‘til dusk settin’, those feral cats runnin’ through.

[Verse 2]
HR work is never finished, no matter what you do, HR work ain’t never finished, no matter what you do, Fill in another BP3, Cardinal leaves you hangin’ too.

[Verse 3]
People want more money, but they don’t wanna fight, People want more money, but they don’t wanna fight, Doing the bidding for God and Governor, that’s the HR plight.

[Verse 4]
Write another memo, write a note to the file, Write another memo, write a note to the file, Don’t forget Abigail, she’ll be home in a while.

[Verse 5]
HR’s my home, my burden and my song, HR’s my home, my burden and my song, People Soft from down under, a broken dingo with no soul

[Verse 6]
Alona and Shannon, keepin’ the dogs at bay, Alanna and Shannon, keepin’ the dogs at bay, Lauren herds them feral cats, into a brand-new day.

[Verse 7]
Call Johnny up, put lipstick on that pig. Call Johnny up yeah he's gonna flip his wig. No you can't make up the stories, seen in the HR gig.

[Outro ]
Yeah, it’s the HR blues…
Paperwork and people, policy, rules and dues…
Lauren’s still herdin’, and the cats still stray…
But HR’s my home, and I’ll stay anyway.